i wanna be on ebay

i am on fire again to start something new. i want to be on ebay! but it seems to me it is more complicated than it looks:

i have to write a good description.
i have to take good pictures of the items
i have to search for couriers.
i have to settle what payment is agreeable to me.
i want the bank deposit thing but i dont know my account number! i
m in japan, i dont have online access to it. arg!
i want to set this up before my five days in japan end.
i want to be on ebay!!!